Sigh.

Found these two ladies on a 20 minute walk home tonight. I must just have a keen eye for them or something. It's certainly not like I want to be seeing this crap.

Seriously.

Are people just walking around deciding "I don't need this band-aid anymore, why don't I just toss it on the ground where everyone can enjoy it?"

Gross Mourning

Some friends of mine took a camping trip to Gros Morne in Newfoundland, my home planet. Here are some of the photos, which I've captioned for your viewing pleasure. To read about said trip, visit Pizza Corner Diaries. Thanks to Pizza Diarist for letting me right click his photos, and to all those in the photos that are hopefully laughing, not waiting to punch me in the face.

To see more fabulous polaroids of this trip and other great things, why not jaunt on over to the Pizza Corner Polaroid Project? The boy has no life and free film.

Blarg.

I didn't realize I was walking around looking at the ground so often, but apparently I am, since I can't stop finding band-aids on the ground. This is the second posted picture, but I've actually seen three to four band-aids on the ground this week. What's the deal? Is this some eco-geek way of saying mother nature is hurt? 'Cause if it is.... (insert me shaking fist here).

Uh...

Wondering what that is at the bottom of the parking meter?
Wonder no more...

HUMAN HAIR!

I don't even know what that's about. But it was way too long to be animal hair and I've never seen an animal with salt and pepper hair. Eep.

Now I must apologize, as I realize this site is entitled "Retch-A-Sketch", but of course, there's very little sketching involved these days (or retching). So, you'll just have to get over it. I'm too lazy to make crappy drawings, then hook up my scanner, then scan them, then resize them, then post them. That said, I am attempting to get something sketch like done. Fact is, I just prefer photos. Of human hair.

Eye Love Veins

and puns

Christian Bale has an amazing assortment of veins under his right eye that, in my opinion, are not being showcased enough. Of course, I'm a weirdo attracted to things like that and Hollywood is a big fan of Photoshop:

(and yes, I'm also oddly attracted to him in that picture). Below is the only picture I could find that even remotely shows the veins, because they seem to only appear when the man is leaning forward, and also because they might be getting booted out of his photos by Hollywood jerks. Or maybe he's sensitive about them and requests that they be removed. If this is the case Mr. Bale, leave Hollywood and come live with me. I enjoy candy and I seldom wear pants. Also when you feel self conscious about your veins, I'll let you track the giant blue veins from the tip of my left middle finger, up my left arm, across my chest in a giant squiggly display, down my right arm and on out to the tip of my right middle finger. I'm no stranger to the veins.

In this picture, you can sort of see the shape, but not the marvelous blue colour that sometimes goes along with it. So, if you are planning on seeing "Batman Begins" in the near future (which I recommend, so much black and pointiness!), watch for a scene near the end when Mr. Wayne is leaning over going through blackened rubble. Here you can see protruding eye veins in all their glory.

Off Of Body Experience

Why am I always coming across pigeon wings without pigeon bodies attached to them?