Friday, December 23, 2005

Christmas Trees!

I'm home for the holidays so me and my mom decided to decorate one of the trees along the road in and out of town for a laugh. Turns out, it's extremely difficult. Most trees are much taller than me, despite my being six feet tall in my winter boots. Also, it is FREEZING here! So our hands went numb and every needle on the tree that touched us literally felt like a needle was stabbing us. My wrists and hands got scratched to hell. But it was still a laugh, as you can tell by our tree that looks like there was an explosion at the tinsel and bow factory.

Also, in lieu of a gingerbread house this year, as I had made one at Halloween, I made a gingerbread Christmas tree. Getting the consistency of the icing wrong has become somewhat of a holiday tradition with me. I guess I'll just have to settle for melty looking gingerbread by-products.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Pushpin Attack!

So un-called for. Second work related bleeding in a week! I should be getting worker's comp!

Also, guess who broke the fancy bathroom decoration! For the second time!

And, will this never end? (Note the giant chunks of salt)

Saturday, December 10, 2005

First Winter Storm!

This tree was being such an icehole! ee ee.

Sometimes you have to go for the obvious.

Friday, December 09, 2005


It's just trying to stay warm.

Thursday, December 08, 2005


Usually I take a bite out of my paycheque. Today my paycheque took a bite out of me.

Extreme Close-up!

If you look closely at my ring, you can see my stripey sleeve cuff and my hand and camera taking a picture, as well as part of my thumb.


Saturday, December 03, 2005

This joke is so old.

Mmm... so many good chewy things here.

These two band-aids were on Spring Garden Road. This particular one has been there for months. Months! It can stay on a sidewalk but not on flesh. Today I finally had a chance to get a shot of it.

Then it was two for one cupcake day at Sweet Jane's!

Friday, December 02, 2005


This is from a paper cut!!! So uncalled for!