"Hello?............HELLO!!!!"

I put many things on hold at the library. I then check daily on my online library information to see what has come in and is waiting for me to pick up. Despite this new knowledge, the library insists on having it's computer call me to tell me. They call me early in the morning when I'm asleep and I hate them for it. I have to yell in to the phone to get their machine to even respond to my voice. Then I hang up on them and they call back a few hours later.

America's Greatest Hits CD is waiting for me.