A dedicated lifestyle choice.
We hit the beach!
I can't believe you let the deadly blue bottle assassin sit on your finger like that. At least tell me you didn't let him caress your finger with his disembowling, yet fuzzy, antennae. Luckily, the cure is pizza and chicken fingers, so stock up on those
It's not my finger! Did you think I got married without telling you? Or stopped wearing nail polish and developed man hands? However, I was in close proximity to the blue bottle assassin, so I will stock up on pizza and chicken fingers.
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