Oh, also:

and:

Productive day.

Jason Lee AND Beck? I mean, Beck?! How can you be a genius and an idiot all at once? I suppose someone might ask me the same thing!

Chris Penn

R.I.P.

1965-2006

More like just plain old rip! So weak!

Asshats.

Now I understand how so many Americans felt after their last election.

How am I staving off delirium? By focusing on a funnier delirium:

It's peanut butter jelly time!

Eat the Vote!

"Don't blame me, I voted for the green M&M."

-Homer Simpson

Ever wonder if it's legal to eat a ballot? Find out here!

Happy Birthday B.A.!

Guess which part I added! I'm so awesome with Paint.

So technically B.A. Johnston's birthday was yesterday, but whatever. These are some pics from his birthday bash blowout concert at Stage Nine. Free cheezies were promised but they did not arrive. Rip.

Some fat head moved in front of the camera at just the right moment. Fatwad. Or is that Pizza Diarist?

Pump that fist random party dude!

I'm in love.

And he's eight years my senior.

I like quizzes.

Also, I'm lazy.

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Greasy Belly Dancer. Where You Lived: Mexico. How You Died: Suicide.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

How unsurprising.

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Showgirls? Sigh. Worst movie ever. Oh wait, now I see why it's like my life. It's craptastic and it appeals to few. And some downright freaky fan stole my obituary to keep for themselves! Eep!

I need more flare.

It don't matter to Jesus!

What do you do with these things?!

Fall off them mostly.

Happy Whatever!

A new year, a new thing in the dirt.

Random Christmas events (mostly cat related):