Okay.

Who is the wise guy that designed these?

These are ruining the shelves of 13-year-old girls everywhere!

Shank Bear

What? Why is there a Department of Corrections bear in this Zellers claw game?

More importantly, why does this toy exist to begin with?

Bacon Potato Cheese Tart

Strap in!

Start with fanning out 1 pound of bacon.

Layer of potatoes.

Layer of cheese.

Another layer of potatoes.

Another layer of cheese (1 pound total!).

Fold the fanned-out bacon over the top.

Jiffy Pop!

Place in oven for an agonizing THREE HOURS!! Eat popcorn while you wait and bacon smell wafts around the house.

Lookin' good! We decided to crisp it up a litte.

Yumville!

I was not remotely hungry for the next seven hours.



Why?

                                                                        Why does this exist?

                                         More understandable: Why it was in a bin at Value Village.

The Holidays Are Over

I guess the holidays were tough on a lot of us. This shopping cart committed suicide.